By Lynne Gowers on 23rd December 2016

10 Accounting Jokes that should come with an ‘elf’ warning!

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For some festive fun, we have polled our number crunching pros and scoured the web for the best (or worst?) accounting jokes around. These classics are straight out of a Christmas cracker!

Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter

There are 3 types of accountant. Those who count and those who can’t

Where do elves hedge their bets? On the stocking exchange

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost!

Why was the accountant in rehab? Solvency abuse

What do you call a trial balance that doesn’t balance? A late night

Why do accountants make good lovers? They’re great with figures

Why did Santa get in trouble with the tax man? He missed the deadline on his elf-assessment

What do you call an accountant who works through lunch, takes 1 day holiday a year and leaves every night at 10pm? Lazy

What did the accountant say when he retired? Goodbye accrual world

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Lynne Gowers Written by Lynne Gowers

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