By Lynne Gowers on 22nd July 2016

Worst ever excuses for late tax returns

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Now that we are approaching the end of the first quarter of the new tax year, it’s time to start thinking about your tax return for the 2015/2016 year.
It’s not panic stations yet (see this year’s deadlines), so here’s a light-hearted look at some of the worst ever excuses people have given HMRC for filing their tax returns late. These are 100% genuine!

  • I was up a mountain in Wales, and couldn’t find a postbox or get an internet signal.
  • I fell in with the wrong crowd.
  • My pet dog ate my tax return…and all the reminders.
  • Barack Obama is in charge of my finances.
  • I’ve been busy looking after a flock of escaped parrots and some fox cubs.
  • My pet goldfish died.
  • After seeing a volcanic eruption on the news, I couldn’t think of anything else.
  • I live in a camper van in a supermarket car park.
  • My husband told me the deadline was March 31st and I believed him.
  • I was in Australia.
  • My bad back means I can’t go upstairs and that’s where my tax return is.
  • A work colleague borrowed my tax return to photocopy it, and didn’t give it back.
  • I had a run-in with a cow.

Needless to say none of these excuses cut any mustard, and according to HMRC, all found themselves on the end of a hefty fine. But while HMRC may not be hugely sympathetic on the demise of your pet goldfish, they are not heartless. If you have a “reasonable excuse” for filing or paying late, you can appeal for an extension.
This is normally something unforeseen or beyond your control, for example a serious fire, postal delays or an unexpected stay in hospital. However HMRC are unlikely to class insufficient funds, lack of a reminder letter or difficulty using the online system as acceptable excuses for late tax returns.

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Lynne Gowers Written by Lynne Gowers

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